What I learned about Montana in 48 hours

1. You can't get a good night's sleep driving 1500 miles, even in
shifts. Especially when KC is jammin' to Van Halen and drumming on the
dash at 3:00am.
2. Montana Mosquitos are vicious little bastards and immune to cigar
smoke.
3. Some Montanans can make a decent plate of grits. Secret ingredient-
green chilli & cheese!
4. Moose like campgrounds.
5. "Nice" Montana campgrounds have trees, they do not have running
water or electricity.
6. Kettlehouse old smoke scotch ale makes everything better.